Frequently Asked Questions
Where do I buy tickets?
Ticket Booth is on-site and is open from 7:00 PM - 10:00 PM on the nights that we are open. We accept cash and all major Credit/Debit Cards at the Ticket Booth.
How much are tickets?
Ticket Prices vary depending on the attraction and the event. Halloween Ticket Prices are: $10.00 per Attraction or $18 for two attractions, or $25 for all three. Car Bash prices start at $1.00, with complete prices posted at the event.
What time do you open?
Ticket Booth opens at 7.00 PM Attractions open at Dark.
What time do you close?
Closing time varies by demand of customers but typically after 11:00.
Where are you located?
We are located 2 miles out Highway 94 behind Hudson Fire Dept. Use 4711 Ted Trout Dr. Lufkin TX 75904 if using a GPS. If you miss us- you weren't paying attention because you're already scared of us.
Which one is the scariest?
They are all scary. Some scare one person more than another and each persons experience is different.
What are your Attractions?
Be Rite Institute of Advanced Nowledge, Kourtyard of Khaos, Field tRIP (Our re-designed hayride attraction!)
What ages are suitable to attend?
We recommend that you do not bring 10 and under but not all kids are the same and occasionally we have small kids make it through when adults leave after the first room. Up to you-you're the one having to get up in the middle of the night with their nightmares.
If it is too scary or if we have to leave, can we get a refund?
NOPE, SORRY NO REFUNDS!
We have lots of folks come and change their mind or suddenly think of something else they need to do. Like mop their floor or wash the cat. You are welcome to sell them for what you paid to anyone in line waiting to buy tickets.
Where does the money go?
A large portion of the proceeds go to the Hudson Volunteer Fire Dept., which produces the event. Some of the proceeds are used to supplement the budget for the next year. All staff and actors are volunteers and no one is paid for their time or services.
Can we sponsor or donate?
YES! Thousands of people come through Total Insanity each season and you can have your name seen onsite as well as on our website. All donations and sponsorship's, whether monetary, services, or products, are 100% tax deductible so Sponsoring us is at least twice the value of normal advertising. 1. Tax Deductible & 2. You are helping your community out even if you do not live in Hudson as all County Departments assist each other under mutual aid agreements and our Search and Rescue team responds anywhere for lost and missing person searches and disaster responses.
Can I work in the haunted house or help in build out?
YES! go to our Volunteer page and fill out the short application. No experience is necessary.
Can I learn to do / help with makeup or props?
We are always looking for new volunteers, especially those who are willing to learn. To volunteer contact Brian Smith, Total Insanity Hauntpark General Manager.
And the most popular questions of them all, Is it Scary? Do we touch? Is there clowns? Is there spiders? Is it dark?
All we have to say is, Come find out for yourself and see why "WE OWN YOUR FEAR!"